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Rumpus Time Is Over

by Angelic Desolation

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YomaBarr
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YomaBarr Who doesn't love a death metal band who don't take themselves gravely, mortally serious 😃 They can also grind. Favorite track: Shadow Slasher 666.
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Tom's Reviews One of the best metal albums out there in this genre. Buy it, then listen at top volume! Favorite track: Taboo Rendezvous.
John Maracich III
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John Maracich III Sitting in the crappy lobby of the shittiest hotel in Houston's lamest suburb. Bedbug found! I moved to another slightly less vile room. The coffee sucks here. One of those "kill me now" moments, right?

Not really, because today I discovered Angelic Desolation.

It's a precious commodity missing in most all death metal - a sense of irony and self awareness. These dudes have assembled a total package of sonic pummeling, supremely funny lyrics and visually intriguing artwork. Kill me now!!! Favorite track: Bloody Buddy.
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Kurt Werder Don't be around me when this comes on! This return to the pit material right here! Favorite track: Intergalactic Alien Bastard.
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1.
In our kingdom Few are rules we make But there is one law You do not break You’ve chosen your fate Now it’s too late Seven points to every sacred leaf Seven hells await the wretched thief We won’t kill you But you’ll beg us to Right to the fucking point Where you stole that joint You became a thorn in our sides We are much obliged To have crucified such a waste of human flesh On the cross, off the cross Take him down, put him back Seven times, seven hells Seven times seven deaths Dawn for the final time Drag you to the line Now it’s on to your next hell You detect a smell Fire burning well Could it be what you’ve dreaded? It’s the brazen bull Hell’s tool of bronze and fire Throw him in and watch him scream for god Seven minutes in the bull will have you screaming Begging for your life Your time is up Take him down Strap him up for seven lashings As you’re bleeding Watch your flesh peel off It’s falling down Your flesh, peeled off Now fall Hacking, hacking at your fingers Now your hands are no more Take them all but the thumbs and pinkies Take his hands and cut them Hacking, hacking at your fingers Now your hands are no more Take now seven toes The tongue is next to go Cut out the lies you told Your flesh we’re begging for We’re gonna watch you die x2 You piece of shit Do it all six more times x2 You’re not done yet Do it all six more times x2 After you heal Do it all six more times x2 After you heal That’s seven times, seven times Seven hells, seven times That was the deal There is no god but the almighty law Now we witness the death of the damned weed thief
2.
New laws made in the name of the master Extraterrestrial alien bastard Slay the human race with no pity, now our situation looks shitty There’s no place that we can run, there’s no place we can hide All hail xcezor overlord master, extraterrestrial alien bastard! Training us to suffer, then watching us die x5 Our master, the master, demands the blood of the youth And entrails of people who look like me and you Hail Oxtade! Hail Oxtade! Our master come to stay Morbid blob of violence, the human race he’ll slay us Hail Oxtade! The sky is falling, death is calling, their armies have arrived People screaming, we’re not dreaming, human’s turn to die Alien speaks As we’re bleeding we keep screaming Alien speaks...Time to die! Alien speaks The sky is falling, death is calling, their armies have arrived People screaming, we’re not dreaming, human’s turn to die Mothers, fathers, sons and daughters, all are laid to waste The sky is falling, death is calling, no more human race Alien...Eat them, beat them, defeat them, take them, rape them, enslave them Eat us, beat us, defeat us, take us, rape us, enslave us As we die, there’s no place we can run for our planet is much too small Say goodbye, to a species on earth that was known as the human race God why? Don’t you hear all the screams? Do you care that your children die? Lonely us are left to die x4 The sky is falling, death is calling, their armies have arrived People screaming, we’re not dreaming, human’s turn to die Mothers, fathers, sons and daughters, all are laid to waste The sky is falling, death is calling, no more human race Alien speaks...Devastate you Hell, we’ll know soon Alien speaks...Terminate you Say hello to...The end of the human race!
3.
Fuck I need therapy, thoughts I have scaring me Humans are trash and junk, I’ve got three in the trunk Rape the dead dog, dig up grandpa, cut his head off, go show grandma My gore obsession, murder my weapon I feast on their blood, gore flicks, my one love Dig up corpses, make them fuck me, praise dark forces, Satan loves me Pain inside my soul bleeds, hatred for all I see Evil that dwells inside, there’s no place you can hide Run to safety, you won’t find it, yeah I'm crazy, don’t you mind it Yeah I’m crazy, don’t you hate me? Fucking psycho, fucking psycho! Yeah I’m crazy, come on baby, give it to me, it’s inside, fuck my mind Death in flesh, with a killer smile, I’ll survive Kill them all with a knife or axe, bleeding them kills the pain Pray to god but there’s no reply, he’s a lie Demons crawl from the ceiling tiles, Satan is cool with me Heroin shoot it in my eye, ow! I’m blind Running around, got to go on now, wait, I’ll just sit a bit Smoke some weed with a bath salt line, time to fly Clowns tell me when it’s killing time, now I’m just being dumb (pre-chorus) x2 Crawling on the ceiling, innocence I’m killing Murder the unwilling, death, the card I’m dealing Benzos, haldol, bath salts, weed, ativan, risperdal, crack and speed (chorus) When I fucking feel the world has lied, when I fucking contemplate suicide When I fucking feel the world has died, I choose killing people and getting high I eat their faces, devour babies Footloose and racist, like Patrick Swayze I jerk off on corpses, it’s how Satan made me Insane and morbid, yeah, I’m bat shit crazy Pre-chorus Chorus Pre-chorus
4.
Bloody Buddy 04:00
This is my zombie x3, he’s my buddy And my cannibalistic feastings, me and my zombie ate my neighbors Me and my zombie, muddy and bloody Run around eating helpless people This is my zombie x3, he’s like me Me and my zombie, muddy and bloody, run around eating human faces He is a zombie, cannibal i be, we like eating human babies Dead and rotting, he’s my best friend, never dying, lucky me This is my zombie, x2, me and my zombie smoke mad weed He’s my only friend, dead till the end, dead He’s dead till the end, my only friend, friend This is my zombie x3, he’s my buddy And my cannibalistic feastings, me and my zombie ate my neighbors Me and my zombie, muddy and bloody Run around eating helpless people This is my zombie x3, he’s like me Flesh, we eat it well, human entrails, swell Life, meaningless life, we pal around, pals Me and my zombie ate my city, all the tasty bloody people! We are hungry, we are starving, we are famished, we must eat Can’t let my buddy waste away dying, he’s all I got now, he’s my homie I’ll live forever if he eats me, we’ll be zombies and smoke weed Dead i be, death I see, still inside, still it’s me Me zombie, brains me eat, flesh me need Me smoke weed x2 Bloody mess, rotting corpse cannibal, undead Bloody mess, rotting corpse cannibal Bloody mess, rotting corpse cannibal, undead Bloody mess, rotting corpse cannibal Ultimate killing force animal x2 Insipid vile corpse, cannibal Insipid vile corpse, undead
5.
Death to the weakling and wealth to the strong Trample my enemy I am deity, in me lies a god, master my destiny Stalking, attacking and killing them all (for the devil) Suffering, misery, misery, shadow nocturnal Demon rock and roll (for the devil) Unholy destiny Everything I am, everything I see You could never be, anything like me Pow! Right through the window, slit your fucking throat They spread their agony, spewing insanity I bathe in blasphemy, hail lord Satan Slashing at everything, gutting the filth I see There is no place for me, on earth a demon be In Satan’s kingdom be, a place reserved for me It is my destiny...The God I save will be myself Satan! Death to life! Dead alive! Hail Satan, father of mine Instrument of Satan What do you see when you’re looking at me? If it’s a demon seed then, a demon I be x2 Now bleed for me, now say “I love Satan” As you scream As the blade cuts your flesh, you will scream Scream for me Everything I am, everything I see You could never be, anything like me Kill for Satan! They spread their agony, spewing insanity I bathe in blasphemy, hail lord Satan Slashing at everything, gutting the filth I see There is no place for me, on earth a demon be In Satan’s kingdom be, a place reserved for me It is my destiny...The God I save will be myself
6.
Triceratops x2 Three horns stabbing you You’ll suffer and you’ll bleed Your life leaves your eyes from the Triceratops x2 Fly, conquer the skies Eat out your eyes, making you die Cool, pterodactyl,claws as a tool, coming for you Death, rip out your chest, taking your breath Will you die? Yes Running, killing, hunting Shredding, watch you suffer Biting, tearing, disembowling, you are supper x2 Hunting you down, velociraptor Eating your face, taking you down Hollow the torso, how do you taste? Pachycephalosaurus Bone head crushing enormous Pachycephalosaurus, so mean can’t ignore it Pachycephalosaurus, bone head crushing Stegosaurus hide,thick as nails, you all will die Crush you all alive, kill you all no one survives Stegosaurus ride, kill you all and make you die All your guts will fly, tail of spears you won’t survive T-rex, master of death had no horns T-rex, king of the tyrant lizards T-rex, scavenger of flesh and bone T-rex, top of the chain, of the world Death comes as fire, the flames hurt The sky is falling, raining with thunder The lightning, the sky is falling Famine, starvation, to suffer The sky is falling Extinction x7 Extinct
7.
As I step in your driveway I can already smell The rancid stench of cat shit, piss vapor in the air As I step inside of your house, with stanley steamer you must douse I can’t believe you live like this and you wonder why no man tickles your clit Fuck you and your feline, him too x3 Cat piss vapor, it has made her, a lonely home maker x2 Gee, can’t you fucking see, what it does to thee? All it does is pee, useless animal Mom, is just a whore, can’t take anymore Fuck her, kids deny you Won’t it fucking leave? Won’t it fucking die Fucking cat, what you gonna do? Do you fucking think, that it fucking likes, being stuck inside? And you wonder why Why it lays waste to your carpet and floors Hygiene is something you cannot ignore While burning in hell, I hope you will find A lesson from Satan regarding your feline Cat piss vapor, it has made her, a lonely homemaker x2 It will do no good to beg to me, I am the one to bring misery There is one thing you can do for me, die! You are just a piece of shit your family left behind When they euthanize your cat, then you cannot wonder why Go to sleep you filthy bitch and never awake again And asked if I know hell, then I can say “yes, I’ve been”
8.
Jesus Fist 03:08
Horny the nuns But a man they can’t touch Yet they need fun I will help them for god I’m a man of god Twist them, fist them, do it for our god Human the appetite Mercy of heaven’s light Fisting them for the lord Human the appetite Slipping and sliding in My hand exciting them Fist the sisters! Horny the nuns But a man they can’t touch Yet they need the fun I will help them for god I’m a man of god Twist them, fist them, do it for our god Human the appetite Mercy of heaven’s light Fisting them for the lord Human the appetite Dress pulled up I know what they want Smell the cunt I’m lubing them up Take my fist Lathered in crisco I insist Ok now let’s go Fuck the gash In jesus christ’s name Fuck it fast For god, yeah, they all came
9.
Thirty, insane, seeking taboo fun Thirteen, I’m gay, ready to make love Took me so long Just to find my brother Mother’s secret, now he’s become Friend and younger lover Can’t believe this Committed by my own fucking mother This is my revenge, taboo sex Unknown to my little brother How sweet the flesh Let’s go to my old trailer, in the back of the woods It’s time to get weird now, lie him down on the mattress The one soaked in blood Grab the hooks and the scalpels We will both enjoy this The hooks in the flesh now So easily he bleeds Oh yeah, that’s right, gore sex, all night The blade is inserted, sodomy by scalpel Oh yeah, that’s right, I cum on his knife The sex is exquisite You take all of it, you, my little bitch Keep your mouth shut, you fucking whore x2 I know that this is crazy, I know that this is wrong But as the only child, I dare not tell my mom You take all of it, you, my little bitch Keep your mouth shut, you fucking whore x2 Cutting as he’s cumming Sodomize my sibling I cum as the knife fucks Aroused when the blade cuts He growls ‘keep your mouth shut’ I know that he loves our Taboo rendezvous x2 With you Penetration, violent cutting Shut the fuck up Fuck me, fuck me Keep your mouth shut when I’m cumming Fuck your mother, you are nothing I know that this is crazy, I know that this is wrong But as the only child, I better tell my mom You take all of it, you, my little bitch Keep your mouth shut You fucking whore x2 Taboo rendezvous x2 With you The deed is now over Get dressed and get out whore Oh yeah, that’s right, the best time of my life What are you still doing here? Go home to your mother Oh yeah, that’s right Til we meet next time...

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ANGELIC DESOLATION:
Max Thunder - Drums
Chris Young - Bass
Jay Medina - Vocals
Matt Markle - Guitar

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released May 31, 2018

ALBUM CREDITS:
Zack Markle - Mixing, Mastering, Producer
Kevin Waltz - Album and Disc Art
Zack Markle - Orchestral Arrangements

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Angelic Desolation Denver, Colorado

A death metal band with a full-scale sonic assault and a sound unique enough to call their own: American Razorgrind.

Taking influences from thrash, grindcore, death metal, horror movies and a love for the power of the riff.
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